It’s 2089. all cops have been replaced by genetically modified dogs that let children pet them, help old ladies cross the street, chase down criminals, never eat donuts, bark at cat-callers, analyze dna, easily track down murders, pee on white collar criminals, and tear the faces off of rapists. utopia has been reached.
How was this accomplished you ask?
Well its simple
Dogs are colorblind
It’s crazy how you don’t realize just how inaccurate TMZ stories are until you’re in the story. The video doesn’t lie though. Was told we were on national television last night and in tabloids. Just unreal. #wasntgoingtosayanything #lookslikeeveryonesawitalready #happyhumpday #sorelosers #gottacallmymomnow #repost from @welcome2jemrock
She killed the BBE challenge doe!
This is an extreme sport and this is a the world champ athlete right here.
If whats happening in Ferguson was happening to an all white community, it would be called a dystopian novel
#and all actions against the police would be heroic and daring#and the plucky white protags would be encouraged to use violence to stop the injustice